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Monthly Archives: February 2008

Birthdays

Saturday, February 23, 2008

An artist friend of mine was hired to make a bunch of big lollipops and teddy bears, and other cutesy kid stuff like that, for a bar mitzvah that has a budget of $10 million. I’ve never been to a bar mitzvah, but this seemed a bit extravagant to me, especially once I heard […]

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Dog

Saturday, February 16, 2008

My friend the other day was telling me all about her dog she had in high school. It was a little terrier, purebred to be as hyperactive as possible so it could run around all day in the woods chasing birds. Unfortunately, this dog was also clearly a moron.
Maybe it was […]

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