“Now, an even funnier story was the time I got genital warts on the inside of my cock. Man, I sure was surprised to see those two little viper tongues popping out that morning,” said Hadrian as we exited our school, well within earshot of dozens of our students. We both knew it didn’t matter even […]
I went on a tour of Gallipoli on the western shore of Turkey when I was visiting that country. I honestly thought Gallipoli was an ancient battlefield somehow related to the Iliad or something like that. When I got there I realized how completely wrong I was. I guess I didn’t pay much attention in my 9th grade world […]
When I was leaving the zoo there was a parade going on at the amusement park. Confetti was everywhere. Characters vaguely resembling Disney counterparts were dancing and waving at all of the kids, a knock-off Cinderella rode by on a big float shaped like a dragon or something. This guy was walking around. I’m still trying to […]