Ramblings

Complaints my middle school students in Korea made about our school’s food:

1. “The rice is cold.”
2. “The kimchi is dry.”

Complaints American middle school students would make if they were served Korean food:

1. “There’s an entire fish in my soup.”
2. “The fish in my soup still has eyes.”
3. “The fish in my soup with eyes is full of fish eggs.”
4. “What is this?”
5. “This is dog meat.”
6. “They made me eat off a metal tray with chopsticks.”
7. “I was served a vertebra.”
8. “This salad is clearly made from the bush in the front of the school.”
9. “I told you last week I don’t like fish eggs!”
10. “The menu says we’re having chicken anus for lunch.”
11. “The live baby octopus you served me stuck to my throat and I died.”
12. “It’s too spicy.”
13. “There is never any pizza.”

Complaints American middle school students would not make if they were served Korean food:

1. “The rice is cold.”
2. “The kimchi is dry.”

I give Korean food a solid 75,383 out of 100,000.