I’ve eaten a lot of meals in a lot of gross restaurants over the years. I’ve traveled to a lot to odd places, and when I’m in the US I really like to eat meatloaf in cheap diners. I have an iron stomach that has yet to meet a meal it can’t digest.
A few years ago for Thanksgiving dinner […]
I spent the night at the South African’s place the other night, and when I woke up I took a shower. But, the South African had run out of white people shampoo. The only shampoo the South African had available was “specially formulated for women of color,” a census group I don’t entirely belong to. […]
I went to Vegas last week, and I thought a lot about all the mafia movies I’ve seen where guys are just dumped in the middle of the desert after getting whacked.
I’ve seen a lot of dead bodies, like, at least twenty. I’ve honestly lost count.
I used to work in a morgue, which a lot […]